Walkies Wanderer Gifts

A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Couple of Pikeys.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Guy in gym

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Fishing.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

Canadian Canoe.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

Keep Off The Hay

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Crafty Fish.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Right way

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"The gods really love tight buns."