Walkies Wanderer Gifts

A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Couple of Pikeys.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Guy in gym

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Fishing.

Canadian Canoe.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Keep Off The Hay

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Crafty Fish.

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Right way

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'