Walkies Aficionado Gifts

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"If this tree is so great, why doesn't he pee on it."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

The Thinker

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Welcome to Scotland...

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

Woman walking sausage dog.

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

Pedestrian parking only.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"I shamble five miles every day."

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."