Walkies Enthusiast Gifts

'He's my personal trainer.'

"You're right! I have left something at home - me wallet!"

Did you see my dog?

God's dog

Dog wants to be walked.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

The Thinker

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

David Bowie

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Woman walking sausage dog.

"Take me to David Bowie."

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Pedestrian parking only.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"I shamble five miles every day."

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"

Wheelies Gang.

Person of the Decade

Sony Dorkman

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

Farmers