Walkies Enthusiast Mugs

'He's my personal trainer.'

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"You're right! I have left something at home - me wallet!"

Did you see my dog?

God's dog

Dog wants to be walked.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

The Thinker

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

David Bowie

David Bowie

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"Take me to David Bowie."

Woman walking sausage dog.

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"I shamble five miles every day."