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"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"If this tree is so great, why doesn't he pee on it."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

The Thinker

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Welcome to Scotland...

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"I think he said he doesn't want to be your press secretary any more."

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

Woman walking sausage dog.

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

Ernest Borgnine

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Pedestrian parking only.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

"I shamble five miles every day."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."