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"A little help, please."

Snowyphus

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Vivienne Westwood

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

The Thinker

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

I think it's a food allergy.

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone

Pedestrian parking only.

"I'll say it really snowed last night. I must have gained 10 pounds."