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"A little help, please."

Snowyphus

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'It's a snow mobile.'

The Thinker

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Woman walking sausage dog.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone

Pedestrian parking only.

"I'll say it really snowed last night. I must have gained 10 pounds."

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"