Wheel World Humorists Gifts

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Cyclist Flamingoes

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Speed Bumps.

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

The Wheel: 'Transportation?'...'Food?'

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'You opened it five hours ago. If it breathes any more, it's going to hyperventilate.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

"He's come out of retirement!"