Wheel Woe Analyst Gifts

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Psychic car mechanics.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

The Wheel of Life

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'