Wheel Of Misfortune Rider Gifts

The Wheel of Life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Touring Cyclist

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Psychic car mechanics.

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

Useless car accessories.

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

I love Pottery.

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

Potter

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

'The best part is the roadkill!'