Wheel Of Misfortune Rider Mugs

The Wheel of Life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Touring Cyclist

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"You spoil that Hamster."

Psychic car mechanics.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Freak Accident Specialist

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

Useless car accessories.

It's much easier on my knees.

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

I love Pottery.

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

Potter

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."