Whalers Gifts

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Get Whale Soon!

"Call me, Ishmael."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Sperm Whale.

Fish or Cut Bait

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Japanese Whaling

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"He's a keeper!"

'Thar she blows!'

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