Whalers Mugs

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Get Whale Soon!

"Call me, Ishmael."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Japanese Whaling

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"He's a keeper!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Polar bears

Free Radicals.