Whale Watchers Mugs

Fishing Boat Derby

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Penguin Diving From Whale's Spout

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

In search of the elusive balloon whale.

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Psycho-plankton.

"When I move out of this whale, I'd like to sublet my space. That's why I had all my stuff shipped here."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Say it. Don't spray it.'

"Maybe if you put the back seat down?"

Fish: 'Thank God, she's a plankton eater!'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

I'm starting to think plankton aren't low-carb.

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

"It had recently dawned on the Captain that his obsession was not, perhaps, entirely of his own making."

"Get a good look at them but don't get too close. They are small but dangerous."

"My prostate is the size of a beach ball which, I understand, is normal."

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."