Whaler Gifts

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Always the last place you look."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Close, but no cigar!

Get Whale Soon

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

'Tough day at the office dear?!'

Moby Dick.

"Sorry, Captain, false alarm...that's Moby Duck!"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Whaling

Harbor VD Clinic: 'Bad news, Ahab, I'm afraid you have Moby Dick.'

'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Face it Cap'n - the whale's given us the slip!'

Whaler Poised with Harpoon

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

Ice Whaling

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"