Western Wildling Mugs

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Nun Fight.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Monkey-artist

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"