Western Wildcards Mugs

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Skate or die."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Mama! Aliens.'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."