Western Classics Buff Mugs

"Dibs on his Fitbit."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Lawman

"Let's scoot."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Gun Ego

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."