Western Classics Buff Prints

"Dibs on his Fitbit."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

"Let's scoot."

The Lawman

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

The Old West

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Gun Ego

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."