Western Riding Mugs

'Everybody, but Jake's horse, was glad he'd given up smoking.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Deliboys

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'I hate reruns.'

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Paninis of the Old West

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Free Range Chicken.