Western Chef Mugs

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Keith Floyd.

Deliboys

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Tzatzikicicle

'Mama! Aliens.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Spatula Conductor

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Artist and chiken

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

The clowns are coming!

"Breakfast hero I presume?"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"Keep your eyes open, pardner, this is Apache country!"

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

Rude Cactus

Free Range Chicken.

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"