Western Chef Mugs

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Deliboys

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

Tzatzikicicle

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Spatula Conductor

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

"Breakfast hero I presume?"

Artist and chiken

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

The clowns are coming!

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Free Range Chicken.