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Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

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'Have you been waiting long?'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Skate or die."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Mama! Aliens.'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

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Sea Horse outside saloon

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.