Western Wildling Prints

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Monkey-artist

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Nun Fight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Artists of the wild west.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"