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'Kemosabe, I'm not your sidekick just because of some quota, am I'

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Dawing your Cellphone

Nun Fight.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Mama! Aliens.'