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'Kemosabe, I'm not your sidekick just because of some quota, am I'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"