Western Romance Admirers Mugs

Silhouette of cowboy,cowgirl and horse on fence in the moonlight

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Skate or die."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Sea Horse outside saloon

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'I hate reruns.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"

'...We only eat dry cat food out here.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Birth of the Western.

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Gunfight at the OK Coral