Western Romance Fan Mugs

'She's still coming, Kemosabe.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Mama! Aliens.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Domestic Pardners

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Cowboy