Western Romance Fan Prints

'She's still coming, Kemosabe.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'Mama! Aliens.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Domestic Pardners

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

Cowboy

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Ronald Reagan