Western Romance Admirers Prints

Silhouette of cowboy,cowgirl and horse on fence in the moonlight

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Skate or die."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Hombre's Best Friend.

Sea Horse outside saloon

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'I hate reruns.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"Giddyup."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

Sergio Leone

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Birth of the Western.

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."