Western Philosopher Gifts

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Billy. The Kid.

'You lifted your head.'

The Googler

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Dawing your Cellphone

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Mark Zuckerberg

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Rodin's THE FEELER

Draw!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'