Western Philosopher Pillows

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Billy. The Kid.

The Googler

'You lifted your head.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."