Western Thinker Pillows

Western Philosophy.

Billy. The Kid.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon