Western Thinker Prints

Western Philosophy.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'