Western Wisdom Prints

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"They're comfortable."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Herb's from Texas."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"