Western Themes Prints

'I'd like to congratulate Jenkins for making pard'ner.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

The world's first riding lawn mower.

"Sheriff, have you heard that Billy the Kid and his gang are coming to town?"

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'

'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Roy couldn't understand why no-one would use his services.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'What was it about this guy I was warned not to stare at? His hands - it must ave been his hands.'

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Thirst Painting

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Once, Harv tried to piggyback into the saddle. His horse decided it was a bad idea.

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

"Dammit, Jake - I said fetch the sheriff."

Cowboy on horse

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

Cow Boy

'I asked for a whiskey.'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"He tried to change horses midstream."

'The natives are mobilizing - smoke 'smileys'!'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Yup, OK, technically I suppose I should have said 'rope him up'...'

'My horse for a kingdom.' 'Sniff.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Cowboys pitching horseshoes and horses pitching cowboy boots.

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

Hold on – is our Zoom showdown at high noon central time? Or are you on mountain?

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Go on. . . say it again. I dare you. Call me Wienerdog one. . . more. . . time."