Frontier Philosopher Pillows

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Ponderosa

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

A doctor without borders meets a free range chicken.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Caution - Poet at work

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

Poet and Peasant