Welcome Wagon Gift Pillows

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

SOARING BILL

'One more yippeee-ki-yi from Roy Rogers back there,and i'm putting a hoof through that guitar.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Deadheads searching for a new band!

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'I hate harmonica music.'

'Cheer up, Lenny -- We all have our bad decades.'

"He's one of our own, so let's give him a big welcome."

'That's what I call well trained gun dogs.'

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

'We lose three hours on this trip. Suppose we'll suffer from wagon lag?'

Hug

"I found out the three words a father hates most on Christmas morning. 'Some assembly required'."

"Christmas, birthdays...this divine guide will help you deal with idiotic gifts..."

David Copperfield is Hospitably Received by Mr Peggotty

"Bro" "Bruh" "Brah" "Bruv"

The Day After Christmas DAy

Man and dog puzzled by blank signpost

"OK, now I'm having a bad day."

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