Weightlessness Lover Gifts

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Stratigraphy

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Strive to win!

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Exercises

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'I've got a problem.'

No Strollers Allowed

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

Weigh station

'Why are you people following me?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"The diet seems to be working."

When I said to take a little regular exercise I didn't mean coming to see me every day.

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

All-you-can-wear.

Snowperson Yoga

Diet Food...& lots of it

'This won't hurt.'

'Hey, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."