Weight-watcher Warrior Pillows

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"How's the new diet working out?"

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"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Dieting Motivation.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Scales

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."