Weight Watching Warriors Pillows

'You're ahead of your time-it says here we're gonna be a nation of fatties by 2020!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Bench Press Accident

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Dieting Motivation.

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Fat man on scales.

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

Scales

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