Weekend Boat Captain Gifts

"Throwback Thursday?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Captain steering house through flood.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Romance on the Yacht

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'