Weekend Boat Captain Gifts

"Throwback Thursday?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Captain steering house through flood.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Romance on the Yacht

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'