Weekday Re-imaginer Gifts

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

Thriller of the Week

"This was the best school day of the week!"

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

Alice in Badassland

Under New Management.

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

Thanksgiving and Truthsgiving

This is getting waaay too easy...

Lady Cadaver.

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'

Breaking the stereotype

"Monday is a horrible way to spend a seventh of your life."

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."

'And then Sleeping Beauty filed charges against him for sexual harrassment.'

Updating the ending of the 3 Little Pigs: BIG BAD WOLF, INC: Practical Pig, CEO

Little Red Riding Hood Packs a Gun.

Woman with picture of clock with hands on five o clock on desk instead of picture of a loved one.

Dorothy and her rugby slippers.

"There's a little girl in my bed...and she's got a knife!.."