Wedding Wrecker Gifts

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'We were made for each other.'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

'We can't get a divorce... we haven't paid for the wedding.'

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

Second Thoughts Wedding

Happy Anniversary!

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

Stay Tuned

Bridezilla

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

And they laughed happily ever after...

Movie Corporate HQ. He misunderstood -- He heard we need a "box office" smash, so he wrecked his cubicle.

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

All my friends are getting married. I'm just getting drunk.

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

"And do you, Tom, agree that as from today, you are no longer your harshest critic?"

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."