Wedding Procrastinator Gifts

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Marriage least expected to last...

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Cake Escape

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?