Wedding Planner's Nightmare Gifts

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

"No, Matt, it wouldn’t be ‘dope’ if you rapped your wedding vows!"

Seemed like just about everyone knew she wouldn't show.

'Forsake all others-WHAT others?'

"Counsel for the groom, does your client, Dave, take Cindy to be his lawfully wedded wife? If so, please signify by saying 'he does'."

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"Quick! What wine goes with burnt TV dinners?!"

Marriage least expected to last...

'She found him through an ad in one of those kinky papers.'

Marriage Ceremony

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

The wedding.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"