Wedding Planner In Distress Gifts

'I've left him, Daddy - The pervert tried to book me into a hotel with him.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Marriage least expected to last...

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

Marriage Ceremony

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

The wedding.

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"