Wedding Planner's Paradox Gifts

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Marriage least expected to last...

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Marriage Ceremony

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

The wedding.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

If I ever get married, will you be my best man? I'd be flattered. I'd be flattered too. Huh? HOJ. I look great in a tux. Fine. If I get married, you can be my best man.

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"I started a new business. . ."

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?