Wedding Planner's Paradox Prints

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Marriage least expected to last...

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Marriage Ceremony

The wedding.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"I started a new business. . ."

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?