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"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Marriage least expected to last...

Cake Escape

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"I think I see the problem."

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?