Wedding Planner's Worst Nightmare T-Shirts

Worst things to say when proposing...

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

"Darling, I have a crushing spinal pain and may never stand up again."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"It was to be a quiet wedding but her husband found out...."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Marriage least expected to last...

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

Marriage Ceremony

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

The wedding.

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

If I ever get married, will you be my best man? I'd be flattered. I'd be flattered too. Huh? HOJ. I look great in a tux. Fine. If I get married, you can be my best man.

Antisocial Distancing

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'