Wedding Planner's Worst Nightmare Mugs

Worst things to say when proposing...

"Darling, I have a crushing spinal pain and may never stand up again."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"It was to be a quiet wedding but her husband found out...."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Marriage least expected to last...

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Marriage Ceremony

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

The wedding.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Antisocial Distancing

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

'I've left him, Daddy - The pervert tried to book me into a hotel with him.'

A man on the corner sells 'Lead Balloons' with a sign 'Lead Balloons great for parties!'

'I want a big wedding with all the trimmings! So you're going to have to find a better paid career.'

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

"We could save a lot if we move the wedding to the front yard and document it with the doorbell camera."