Wedding Preparations Pillows

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Try Mediation

Boat wedding.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"...until death do you a favor."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Love Conquers All

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'He does.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'